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Tour includes:

• Caverns of despair – These caverns have existed since time immemorial. They are filled with unsolved mysteries of hopelessness. 
• Eternal flame of questioning at the Absurdity Shrine – it is unclear why this was built, but millions visit it every day and wonder at it.
• Sea of Tranquility  – not what it sounds like. It was named after a crater on the moon and is barren and desolate.
• Howler monkeys  – maybe those sounds are shrieks of joy, but more likely it is existential dread. You can have your photo taken with the monkey of your choice.
• Ancient ruins of hopes and dreams – built by various peoples each before being conquered by the next. 
• Winding streets of the old city – they were designed to mislead pirates attempting to ransack the city. Even with a guide, you will get lost here, as each thought leads to another tangent that takes you farther from your objective.
• The misaligned stars – no matter how you look at them, they do not make sense. A legend tells of a sailor who offended a sea god and was cursed to never be able to get his bearings at sea. 
• Residences of various people who used to be important but are now long forgotten – includes the Ozymandias palace for a small surcharge.

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